plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

(via federnation)

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

(via federnation)

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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(via squibbs)

mamzelleprouvaire:

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

absolute queen of everything

(Source: lejazzhot, via thatsqualitystuff)

pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

(via orgasmic-humor)

kardashy:

maybe the best vine ever

(via dancewithyourghost)

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

(via thatshirtisverybecomingonyou)