guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via jxkke)

(Source: sizvideos, via lovemusicmatter)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: callmeoutbro, via thatsqualitystuff)

am I artsy enough ?!?!?!??!?

am I artsy enough ?!?!?!??!?

Tags: me

disneylandguru:

Donald Duck leading a parade of Ducks in Disneyland.

disneylandguru:

Donald Duck leading a parade of Ducks in Disneyland.

(via comatoseorprettyclose)

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou, via -hewastheirfriend)

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

(via epic-humor)

snapturbating:

what an idiot

snapturbating:

what an idiot

(via sassmasterbigd)